Melani Blazer

I’ve got Donovan and Kyla here–this was DAMN difficult cuz these two would rather stay in the bedroom…busy than deal with this interview kind of thing. However, when I told them the FANS were going to ask questions, not just me, they relented.

Donovan, what’s your favorite place to lick or be licked? Can I say it here? Do I NEED to? You pulled me out of the bedroom to ask where I wanted to be licked? Kyla knows…and she does it real well….

Donovan, what turns you off? Very little. I’m pretty open to anything sexual. I guess I’d probably say I’d be turned off by a woman who doesn’t get into it. I mean, what fun is it to fuck a woman who just lays there? I want someone wriggling and pushing and calling my name.

Kyla: Who was the friend that gave you the magazine? My roommate. She got it from another friend. The magazine is amazing. it’s got everything to do with sex…and more.

Donovan: How many inches are you packing? I’m up for anyone who wants to give me an oral measurement. *gets slapped playfully by Kyla*

Kyla: Have you ever faked an orgasm with Donovan? Happy to say I’ve never even thought about it. He is Dr. Sex, afterall.

Donovan: you want to do it doggy-style and Kyla wants to be on top. Do you A) lie on your back and suffer like a good little pony? B) Play Rock, Paper, Scissors? C) Slap her ass, roll her over and yell YEEE-HAAAAAW?
C all the way. And after a little while, it’s my hope she’ll return the favor! Yee Haaaw!

Kyla: Spit or Swallow? Read the book and find out!

Donovan: What question won’t you answer? Don’t propose then. *ducks Kyla’s playful swat*

Kyla: Which would be more fun to play with Donovan? Truth…or Dare? And why? Oh, Dare. All the way. His imagination is amazing. I just want to see what he comes up with next.

Kyla AND Donovan: Name one physical attribute you would have your lover change?
Kyla– Ooooh, what a tough question. *gives Donovan a long, lingering appraisal* Okay, I’d axe the Dr. Sex tattoo.
Donovan– Do you see this woman? She’s got a killer ass, perfect breasts and a knock out face.

Kyla, who do you close your eyes and fantasize about while Donovan’s grunting and poking away? *snort* Donovan!

Kyla and Donovan: Name one thing that annoys you most about the other.
Kyla– I’ve got one. When I’m doing dishes, or laundry or washing out my undies, Donovan ALWAYS comes up behind me and well…we’ve flooded the kitchen twice now. I just wish he’d wait til I could turn the water off first.
Donovan– She wastes good sex time doing chores. Can you believe that?

Kyla: Tell us Donovan’s name for his…you know…for his “down there friend”. *laughs hysterically* You know, I don’t think he has one.

Donovan: Right hand or left? I alternate, of course. Makes the muscles develop evenly *pats biceps* but I don’t need to worry about that anymore. I’ve got Kyla here to do it for me.

Kyla: What’s your favorite sex toy? Can I say the aforementioned unnamed “down there friend”? I don’t think I have a favorite “toy”…we’ve got cabinet full–they’re all great.

Donovan, what’s the first thing you thought when you met Kyla for the first time? I knew I had to have her. I might have taken her then and there, but we arranged to meet in a very public place, so I held myself in check to preserve her innocence.

Well, Kyla and Donovan, thanks for giving us a little of your time and answers. I can see you both want to get back to…whatever you were doing.