Things I would have tweeted on my weekend roadtrip…
>And we just passed a coyote rummaging on the side of the road.
(I know… slow start)
>How LONG is the state of Illinois anyway?
>There is never ANYTHING good on the radio until you’re about to get out.
>I really love this place and these people. We could stay up all night talking. Probably would…if we hadn’t been up all last night driving.
>Never, ever, thought I’d say I was hot in the month of February.
>Whoops, just past Deliverance.
>Thar’s an airstrip right in the middle of these fields. Wonder if they’ll take me for a ride on their crop duster?
>Wonder what country singer will come up with a song about that first.
>When they said Mayberry, they meant Mayberry. Cute!
>I swear I just saw a dog driving that car.
>How many men does it take to install a telephone pole?
>Entertainment of the day: watching three men go up and down in their bucket trucks deciding what to do next.
>I’ve learned “just down the street” means 20+ miles.
>Is it time to go home already?